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Chapter One

Beets Don’t Harvest Themselves

03.15.22
Becky Loves Drama

03.15.22
Nobody Wants to Be Distraught

03.23.22
Of Mutton and Merriment

03.23.22
Tough but Useless

03.30.22
The Foul Beast Appears

03.30.22
My Kingdom for a Bird

04.13.22
There’s only so much mead can help

04.13.22
The Battle Endeth, but Not the War

04.27.22
Attack mode activated

04.30.22
So Dumb

05.10.22
You Gotta Do It Yourself

05.18.22
The Royal Pigeoneer

05.24.22
The Breath of Battle

05.26.22
Baby Needs His Revenge

05.31.22
What Good Is a Sword?

06.01.22

Chapter Two

Greedy, Hungry, and Not That Smart

06.07.22
Trapped

06.09.22
So. Embarrassing.

06.13.22
Extremely Itchy and Incredibly Hot

06.16.22
Relative Time

06.23.22
A Parent Trap

06.30.22
Owen, You Sweet Idiot

07.12.22
Of Friendship and Comedic Value

07.25.22
Collaborative Bullying

08.19.22
Mean-eval Girls

09.03.22
Battle Smell Sells Well

11.03.22
Future Betrothal Plans

11.17.22
Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head

01.23.23
Can Owen Count?

02.02.23
Leave the Bait Alone

02.09.23
Vote for the Dum No Friends StinkButt!

02.17.23

Chapter Three

The Funniest Jokes Don’t Need Laughter

02.23.23
Not Amused-Bouche

03.02.23
No More Mister Lice Guy

03.15.23
Afraid of no beast or its culture

03.22.23
To Ask or Not to Ask

05.15.23
Piecing Together a Bad Idea

05.25.23
Owen’s Code

06.08.23
Stupid People Live in Stupid Kingdoms

06.14.23
I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!

06.29.23
Vitamins vs hygiene

07.07.23
Busy bodies beat the blues

07.28.23
Finger Lickin’ Not Bad

08.09.23
Pish Posh Splush

08.25.23
Crispy but not like a throwing vegetable

09.13.23
An ominous climb

09.19.23
Abandon Oh My Goodness, Ye Who Enter Here

09.27.23