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Abandon Oh My Goodness, Ye Who Enter Here
Next PageI don’t know what Owen is so worried about. With all those bones out front the dragon must be full by now!
An ominous climb
Next PageWe’re finally almost to the dragon! I took a wee detour in the story a year ago and, uh, we just got back on the main path. Sorry!
Crispy but not like a throwing vegetable
Next PageIf you had to choose between having old vegetables thrown at you and possibly getting burnt to a crisp, your answer might rely on how much you hate celery
Pish Posh Splush
Next PageThis might seem a bit inconsistent with Petunia’s earlier views on dragons, but it’s only because she thinks everyone else is an incompetent fool.
Finger Lickin’ Not Bad
Next PageDirt-infused veggie mush is the hot new dish this summer
Busy bodies beat the blues
Next PageIf there’s one thing Petunia knows how to do it’s suppress her emotions with work!
Vitamins vs hygiene
Next PageAre the people in Petunia’s village all gross peasants because they don’t eat their veggies, or do they just not know what a toothbrush is? Turns out they loved brushing their teeth! Regular freaks for it. Next time I will do more research before writing a hack joke.
I Scream You Scream We all Scream for Mustard Greens!
Next PageThis is the thanks you get for helping people eat healthy.
Stupid People Live in Stupid Kingdoms
