What Good Is a Sword?Next Page
What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
Baby Needs His RevengeNext Page
This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
The Breath of BattleNext Page
Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:
The Royal PigeoneerNext Page
Maybe Reggie should worry less about that sparrow and more about how he’s going to get all those dents out of his armor
You Gotta Do It YourselfNext Page
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
So DumbNext Page
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.
Attack mode activatedNext Page
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
The Battle Endeth, but Not the WarNext Page
That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!
There’s only so much mead can helpNext Page
It seems the sparrow has the upper hand.
My Kingdom for a Bird