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What Good Is a Sword?
Next PageWhat can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
Baby Needs His Revenge
Next PageThis is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
The Breath of Battle
Next PageTwo things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:
The Royal Pigeoneer
Next PageMaybe Reggie should worry less about that sparrow and more about how he’s going to get all those dents out of his armor
You Gotta Do It Yourself
Next PageIt’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
So Dumb
Next PageThe best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.
Attack mode activated
Next PageThat is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
The Battle Endeth, but Not the War
Next PageThat is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!
There’s only so much mead can help
