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Owen’s Code
It’s important to have a code. For Owen, that code is to laugh at anything that is funny, no matter the consequences. Some call him a hero.
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To Ask or Not to Ask
Owen should know by now that he needs to ask Petunia more than once if she’s okay and that he should use glue instead of twigs to bind pieces of paper together. Someday, Owen. Someday.
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Vote for the Dum No Friends StinkButt!
Not sure if “stinkbutt” is one word or two, and neither is Becky. Connie says she knows, but I think she is just putting on an act so everyone thinks she is smart
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Leave the Bait Alone
One thing you can say about Connie and her crew: They are industrious. When they set their minds to bullying they really commit to it.
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Can Owen Count?
Whoa the meanness got ramped up! Poor Owen, even when he’s not there he’s the butt of the joke, even when an actual butt figures into the action.
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Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head
We’re back from another extended break! But much like the train that falls off the tracks, it only takes us several weeks to repair the damage and regain the momentum we have lost
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Relative Time
On a grand scale, twenty and a million are actually very close together. I bet once they start talking about billions and trillions Petunia’s mom will feel pretty silly for making the distinction…
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You Gotta Do It Yourself
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
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So Dumb
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.
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Attack mode activated
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
