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Mean-eval Girls
The class wars start early in Petunia’s neck of the woods. Still not back on a regular schedule but managed to get a little done during the hiatus.
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Collaborative Bullying
Say what you will about Connie, but she’s good at receiving criticism. If you haven’t noticed already, we’re going to be a wee bit sporadic in the updates until October or so. Call it a delayed summer break.
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Of Friendship and Comedic Value
There is of course the law of comedy that states that cruelty to one’s friends is permitted as long as it is really really funny.
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Owen, You Sweet Idiot
We’re back! An unexpected break for the holiday to recharge a bit. It’s that old saying: You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose; but if you have a friend like Owen you have to stew quietly while he says something completely stupid. Also, Owen is really going hunting for some treasure […]
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A Parent Trap
Try as you might you can’t get away from chores, no matter how ill-timed they may be. Looking like I will be going down to one update a week for the time being. But hope to get back on track after the summer!
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Relative Time
On a grand scale, twenty and a million are actually very close together. I bet once they start talking about billions and trillions Petunia’s mom will feel pretty silly for making the distinction…
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Extremely Itchy and Incredibly Hot
In the grand scheme of things, I guess an itchy cloak is not so bad, but dang it’s gotta be annoying. A bit of a fake out on the parent’s house due to my completely redesigning it from page two until now. I mean, the parents must have done some major upgrades since Petunia has […]
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So. Embarrassing.
Parents, by their nature, are immensely embarrassing. That is all.
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Trapped
Petunia’s tragic flaw is that she cannot stop narrating her own adventure. Someday she will learn about internal monologues, but sadly, today is not that day.
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Greedy, Hungry, and Not That Smart
Don’t let Petunia’s comparison of the king and a dragon give you the impression she has a low opinion of him. She didn’t even mention his worst qualities: he’s also lazy and mean and smelly.
