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What Good Is a Sword?
What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
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Baby Needs His Revenge
This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
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The Breath of Battle
Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:
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The Royal Pigeoneer
Maybe Reggie should worry less about that sparrow and more about how he’s going to get all those dents out of his armor
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You Gotta Do It Yourself
It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!
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So Dumb
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.
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Attack mode activated
That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!
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The Battle Endeth, but Not the War
That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!
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Of Mutton and Merriment
What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!
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Nobody Wants to Be Distraught
The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.
