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Can Owen Count?
Whoa the meanness got ramped up! Poor Owen, even when he’s not there he’s the butt of the joke, even when an actual butt figures into the action.
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What Good Is a Sword?
What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.
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Baby Needs His Revenge
This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?
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There’s only so much mead can help
It seems the sparrow has the upper hand.
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My Kingdom for a Bird
Our poor put-upon princess! Surrounded by well-meaning but ultimately incompetent underlings. But what are you going to do? Properly train your employees? Pain better wages to attract better talent? Inconceivable!
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The Foul Beast Appears
When you have a sword everything looks like a dragon, or something like that.
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Tough but Useless
You can’t see it, but those knights are exhausted just standing there wearing all that metal. It weighs a lot more than you think!
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Of Mutton and Merriment
What reason could the princess have for stopping Petunia from heading off a possible famine? Guess we’ll have to wait to find out!
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Nobody Wants to Be Distraught
The throne is not the most comfortable place to be distraught; it doesn’t support any of the most distraught postures.
