Tag: sparrow

  • What Good Is a Sword?

    What Good Is a Sword?

    What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.

  • Baby Needs His Revenge

    Baby Needs His Revenge

    This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?

  • The Breath of Battle

    The Breath of Battle

    Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:

  • The Royal Pigeoneer

    The Royal Pigeoneer

    Maybe Reggie should worry less about that sparrow and more about how he’s going to get all those dents out of his armor

  • You Gotta Do It Yourself

    You Gotta Do It Yourself

    It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!

  • So Dumb

    So Dumb

    The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.

  • Attack mode activated

    Attack mode activated

    That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!

  • The Battle Endeth, but Not the War

    The Battle Endeth, but Not the War

    That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!

  • There’s only so much mead can help

    There’s only so much mead can help

    It seems the sparrow has the upper hand.

  • My Kingdom for a Bird

    My Kingdom for a Bird

    Our poor put-upon princess! Surrounded by well-meaning but ultimately incompetent underlings. But what are you going to do? Properly train your employees? Pain better wages to attract better talent? Inconceivable!