Tag: sparrow

  • Can Owen Count?

    Can Owen Count?

    Whoa the meanness got ramped up! Poor Owen, even when he’s not there he’s the butt of the joke, even when an actual butt figures into the action.

  • Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head

    Jealousy Rears Its Logical Head

    We’re back from another extended break! But much like the train that falls off the tracks, it only takes us several weeks to repair the damage and regain the momentum we have lost

  • What Good Is a Sword?

    What Good Is a Sword?

    What can a sword possibly do against a giant fire breathing dragon? Oh, what? You’re going to stab its belly and try to what, tickle it to death? Gimme a break. You’re better off with a really good joke book if that’s your plan.

  • Baby Needs His Revenge

    Baby Needs His Revenge

    This is the problem with being friends with royalty: they can always pull the ol’ “I’ll throw your family in the dungeon” card to get you to do things. We can all relate, right?

  • The Breath of Battle

    The Breath of Battle

    Two things that are very important to Petunia: being kind to animals and taking care of your teeth. Come on Reggie just floss once in a while! Try following these handy instructions:

  • The Royal Pigeoneer

    The Royal Pigeoneer

    Maybe Reggie should worry less about that sparrow and more about how he’s going to get all those dents out of his armor

  • You Gotta Do It Yourself

    You Gotta Do It Yourself

    It’s really all about having the right tool for the job. Sparrows don’t respond well to 5-7 smelly dudes in armor yelling and charging at them! Try just whistling or like having some seeds or something! Sheesh!

  • So Dumb

    So Dumb

    The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, but sparrows nail it every time.

  • Attack mode activated

    Attack mode activated

    That is a lot of angry dudes and not a lot of bird! What will happen? We’ll have to wait and see!

  • The Battle Endeth, but Not the War

    The Battle Endeth, but Not the War

    That is one tricky bird! We are hopefully back on some type of schedule!